Revolver Magazine5/20/2026
Black-metal upstarts WITCH CLUB SATAN prophesize “The Kids Will Kill Us” on new songProvocative Norwegian black-metal trio Witch Club Satan are set to kick off their first-ever North America tour next week, and ahead of the trek, the group — which has a predilection for nudity, blood, rituals and in-your-face feminist statements — have unleashed a new single, The Kids Will Kill Us. Hope is a kind of curse. You can never rest, the band commented succinctly of the song, which, like the rest of their catalog, pulls no punches in its critique of a world that they see going off the rails. You can blast the song and watch its striking music video — directed by Stian Andersen and Witch Club Satan — above via YouTube. Of the imminent tour, the band commented: We feel like it s the right time to head overseas and provide some much needed witchcraft. Through social media, we have been invited by countless fans, asking us to come to the United States. Being welcomed is a big deal to us — and our main reason to travel is to give an invitation in return. In times of division and chaos, we hope to offer a shelter and community within our coven. We are preparing for a powerful ritual. Witch Club Satan 2026 tour dates:5/27—Philadelphia, PA—Underground Arts *5/29 —Toronto, ON—Prepare The Ground (Festival)5/30—Montreal, QC—Fairmount Theatre *5/31—Cambridge, MA—Sonia *6/2—Baltimore, MD—Baltimore Soundstage *6/3 —New York, NY—Bowery Ballroom *6/5– Pittsburgh, PA—Preserving Underground *6/6—Detroit, MI—El Club *6/7—Chicago, IL—Reggie s ^6/8 —St. Paul, MN—Amsterdam Bar Music Hall ^6/10 —Denver, CO—Bluebird Theater ^6/12—Los Angeles, CA—Lodge Room ^6/13—Berkeley, CA—Cornerstone ^6/15 —Portland, OR—Hawthorne Theatre ^6/16 —Seattle, WA—Substation ^ * With Penelope Trappes^ With Patriarchy
